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you can't OD on water

Anonymous ID:u3FosnT2 Sun 01 Mar 2020 17:33:48 No.9666210 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9666229 >>9666454 >>9666467 >>9666477 >>9666709

SO DRINK UP MOTHERFUCKER
it's time to drink some water and relax your anus

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Anonymous ID:bXaWH7ty Sun 01 Mar 2020 17:38:04 No.9666222 Report

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Anonymous ID:J4FRfeNR Sun 01 Mar 2020 17:38:17 No.9666223 Report

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water poisoning

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Anonymous ID:bXaWH7ty Sun 01 Mar 2020 17:38:23 No.9666224 Report

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Anonymous ID:bXaWH7ty Sun 01 Mar 2020 17:38:41 No.9666228 Report

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Anonymous ID:9cS6dAkh Sun 01 Mar 2020 17:38:44 No.9666229 Report

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>>9666210
you literally can

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Anonymous ID:bXaWH7ty Sun 01 Mar 2020 17:38:59 No.9666230 Report

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Anonymous ID:xSZ8g5Ks Sun 01 Mar 2020 18:01:33 No.9666301 Report

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MODS PLEASE BAN YIFFRAEL

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Anonymous ID:ClE5pAE+ Sun 01 Mar 2020 18:02:41 No.9666313 Report

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>>9666230
gay

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Anonymous ID:bXaWH7ty Sun 01 Mar 2020 18:04:11 No.9666319 Report

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your mum? she sure as freakin' heck is gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uQ//Bvw4 Sun 01 Mar 2020 18:26:02 No.9666454 Report

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>>9666210
croatia my water bottle broke and im sad now

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Anonymous ID:xSZ8g5Ks Sun 01 Mar 2020 18:29:57 No.9666462 Report

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>>9666454
how the fuck did that happen

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Anonymous ID:uQ//Bvw4 Sun 01 Mar 2020 18:30:38 No.9666464 Report

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>>9666462
it was glass

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Anonymous ID:J7DQ0vaM Sun 01 Mar 2020 18:31:32 No.9666467 Report

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>>9666210
I think at about 8-9 liters you can drink yourself into a water coma

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Anonymous ID:xSZ8g5Ks Sun 01 Mar 2020 18:32:34 No.9666469 Report

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>>9666464
fuck dude
get a copper or silver one
water doesn't go stale in those

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Anonymous ID:LKKnRLTH Sun 01 Mar 2020 18:34:28 No.9666477 Report

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>>9666210

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Anonymous ID:uQ//Bvw4 Sun 01 Mar 2020 18:34:44 No.9666480 Report

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>>9666469
but i like drinking out of glass water bottles most
i find metal ones have a weird taste
plastic is ok but i am more inclined to drink water from glass than plastic for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xSZ8g5Ks Sun 01 Mar 2020 18:37:52 No.9666589 Report

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>>9666480
safe water>>>tasty water
I can't even name all the times I had mold and bacteria grow in my glass/plastic/stainless steel bottles

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uQ//Bvw4 Sun 01 Mar 2020 18:41:04 No.9666601 Report

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>>9666589
>safe water>>>tasty water
i disagree, if i drink enough tasty water that has mold and/or bacteria in it i will eventually become immune to it so im really building up my immune system at the same time
im a genius

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Anonymous ID:xSZ8g5Ks Sun 01 Mar 2020 18:59:54 No.9666687 Report

Quoted By: >>9666697

>>9666601
hihihi
not quite, given that most people on this site caught the gay I wouldn't be surprised if you already test positive to the HIV
even still, you can't get gain imunity to those molds' and bacteria's toxins; those aren't your typical infectice agents that caused disease, they are toxic by nature of ingestion
but there is a compromise even with your glass bottles: drop a copper wire/copper pennies/silver ring in and it should provide small enough concentration of heavy metals that it doesn't hurt you in the short run whilst providing toxic background for the microbiom
or just blast this sick shit through your water, it should have the same effect
https://youtu.be/HCTOin2fXnE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uQ//Bvw4 Sun 01 Mar 2020 19:01:51 No.9666697 Report

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>>9666687
nice try croatia trying to trick me into getting heavy metal poisoning well im not falling for it tough luck pal

Reisen

Reisen ID:QDr/5CF8 Sun 01 Mar 2020 19:05:14 No.9666709 Report

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>>9666210
You can OD on water by pissing out all your electrolytes,
which will give you hypokalemia, hypomagnesemia, hyponatremia, and hypocalcemia.

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Anonymous ID:xSZ8g5Ks Sun 01 Mar 2020 19:17:54 No.9666743 Report

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>>9666697
you cheeky shit
but that's onpy in the long run
you can just get some edta or some other chellating agent to drop the copper/silver out of your system (which you don't need in the first place unless you have a genetic liver dissorder, this isn't lead or uranium that it sticks to your bones nor mercury that it sticks to your fatty tissue)

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Anonymous ID:mazQFJRb Sun 01 Mar 2020 19:19:28 No.9666747 Report

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do you suck dicks

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Anonymous ID:xSZ8g5Ks Sun 01 Mar 2020 19:34:27 No.9666912 Report

Quoted By: >>9666978 >>9667218

>>9666747
I tried sucking my own dick but I lack the inches for it
I wouldn't suck anybody's dick other than mine, that would be gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mazQFJRb Sun 01 Mar 2020 19:54:57 No.9666978 Report

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>>9666912
You're gay

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Anonymous ID:6wOEyTpj Sun 01 Mar 2020 19:57:05 No.9666982 Report

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>>9666464
get a plastic one

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Anonymous ID:xSZ8g5Ks Sun 01 Mar 2020 20:10:39 No.9667209 Report

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>>9666978
by what merrit?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N1hKwuEu Sun 01 Mar 2020 20:13:44 No.9667218 Report

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>>9666912
you probably can you just need to stretch and be more flexible
my dick isnt that big and i can suck my own dick
the position is probably bad for your spine though so i dont do it very often

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Anonymous ID:xSZ8g5Ks Sun 01 Mar 2020 20:28:19 No.9667258 Report

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>>9667218
stage 3 autism, my muscles are stiffer than teflon tubing
it caused me quite a bit of issues back in highschool in gymnastics
I can't possibly stretch that much without rupturing a tendon or a ligament, it's just how it is
it's kinda lame that I will never experience the joy of a blowjob but I guess that everybody can't get everything they wanted

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N1hKwuEu Sun 01 Mar 2020 20:41:57 No.9667295 Report

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>>9667258
damn thats unlucky
although to be honest doing it to yourself isnt that great i can only do it if im like insanely horny otherwise its like "why did i just do that"

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Anonymous ID:xSZ8g5Ks Sun 01 Mar 2020 21:02:34 No.9667356 Report

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>>9667295
I guess I reciprocate only on the most superficial level
like I'm always horny at max depravation but I'm not always in the mood for a cleanup; so I don't always jerk off (read ejaculate) or go through the trouble of makeshift pocket puss
then again I do edge to my very limits and then I flip the coin on wether or not I should finnish
then again I'm only in the mood for the maximal pleasure, if my back hurt as hell for a mediocre blowjob I would probably never attempt it again; but if my back didn't hurt that much and it felt amazing I'd be doing it every day no questions asked
I'm afraid if I ever did hookers I'd just never stop going to them and bankrupt for a quick fuck, that's the kind off guy I am

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