Like this one time, when I got arrested I figured that I would try to find out what would happen if I stop talking, so they ended up taking me to the loony bin, and they didn't give me any toilet paper, so I shit on a plastic tray, and wiped my ass using hand and washed it with water, and then later when they showed up they were like "This guy shit on a plastic tray!", and there was no toilet paper, and they didn't care about that...
