In a room piled high with wrappers and cheer,
Lives Umaru-chan, the queen of the sphere.
With potato chips crunching, she munches away,
While cola is flowing, it’s the perfect day!
Her hamsters, are fluffballs named Hamsaburou and Hamjirou, they're sly,
Watching her antics with a twinkle in their eye.
They spin in their wheel, racing fast like a champ,
While Umaru’s on screen, playing games like a stamp.
“Look at me!” she shouts, through a mouthful of fries,
“Beating this level, oh my, what a prize!”
With a controller in hand and a soda nearby,
She’s a gaming guru, don’t ask her to try!
Jumpu magazines are there, stacked high on her shelf,
With tips, tricks, and cheats, "You've got to excel!"
But all that she reads, she just tosses aside,
For snacks are her passion; she’ll eat them with pride.
Her onii chan will scold, “Hey, Umaru, you brat!
You’ve turned our place into a junk food-lover's flat!”
But she winks and she giggles, unbothered by care,
As hamsters and chips form a rambunctious pair.
So here’s to the world of our couch potato queen,
With Hamsaburou and Hamjirou, and soda so keen.
Let’s all raise a chip, give a cola-filled cheer,
For Umaru-chan’s gaming... now it’s snack time, my dear!
