>>3561986Approaching the apron'd wife, eyes drooling with tears. Jumping at her like a stray dog finding something worthwhile, but instead, for a warming embrace. Not letting her go. Her thinking what you meant by this but allowing it anyway. Telling her to relax and withdrawing your own apron. Cooking for her instead. Returning the joy she brings one calorie at a time. Pancake on pancake. Eggs. Sausage. Cup of milk. Her flustered, yet adorable reaction watching you do all of this for her. For no reason suspect to her mind in particular.
>>3562154I've consulted with the sober me and I now have two answers.
D: Disgusting. Being in love and having a waifu means being IN LOVE. "Stuck" with her. Nothing else can fill the slots as she does. You call her a "waifu" but you allow those feelings to easily slip away with the approach of something real? False. Fake. Humorous. She was never your wife. Just a way of coping, you disgusting beast. Enjoy. Have fun. But I hope that shame and regret creeps up on you like a snake sneaking up[ on it's prey.
S: I'm glad. I'm glad they were able to escape this thing we parade around about as a blessing and something to be happy over for something real. I thinking nothing else of them more.