>>3471555>How do you and your waifu cool off?We'd go to the beach and splash around. Technically I'd need to cool off more than her since she'd cold-blooded, but who cares?
>Or would she just want to spend more time with you?This.
>Would you take your waifu to a summer event and or amusement park?You know, bringing your snek girlfriend to a yearly family reunion as a surprise doesn't sound like the worst thing you could do.
Or we could just go to "The Beach" water park
>If so what wouldWe'd probably go to the wave pool and she'd hold on to me to try and stay afloat...despite being tall enough to touch the bottom of the wave pool. Or we'd float together in the lazy river. That'd be nice.
>>3471559>What outfit your waifu would wear for you?If you mean lewd stuff, probably her negligee that she wore in the manga. If you mean while we're out on a date, probably pic related.
>What food would you cook for her on a daily basis? I'm great at cooking meat for her. I'd love to make some roasted lamb shanks drizzled in oil, salt, thyme and herbs de provence for her.
>How would she behave around you when drunkVery flirty, very affectionate, very handsy. Slightly less likely to try taking advantage of me than she would on a full moon, but still likely.
>>3471745>What do you think the most comfortable position to sleep with your waifu is?Sleeping together with her tail wrapped around me and the two of us holding each other.
>>3471963We'd probably first and foremost figure out a way to help Miia fit in the car that is safe.
>>3472026>Which is the biggest gossip?Either Suu, Papi, or Rachnera
Suu or Papi because they both lack social tact in general, and Rachnera because she's interested in the worse side of people.
>If your wife could throw away just one of your things, what would she choose?One of my things? I'm not sure what thing of mine she would be likely to throw out.
I do know that if my heater fan went missing though, it'd be her that stole it.