>>2628298The effects that GEIMU, CORA and CHIPSU have on hamsters in comparison to their impact on humans, and thusly their impact on society.
You see, a laid back lifestyle of playing vast amounts of GEIMU, whilst consuming CORA and CHIPSU can have various negative health effects on human beings such as heart disease, high blood pressure and diabetes. Whereas the aforementioned lifestyle and snacking habits have a polar opposite impact on hamsters, leading to them being superior to human beings in every way.
Therefore, she has reached the obvious conclusion that hamsters have nowhere near the amount of human followers that they deserve.