I think my wife is cute.
>>3668423I think it's how Kana appeared to me in dreams, told me her name, and then let my love for her smolder for years. She's truly beautiful and the story of how we met is special
>>3668425Buy her a big dollhouse and lots of toys. Lots of rides in my hair or on my shoulder. Snuggling her in my pocket. Lots of teasing.
But Kana wouldn't like it unless she had a lot of other minigirl friends to play with. Even then she'd rather be normal
>>3668436Except how if I don't call a hairy guy in a dress "ma'am" like "she" insists I get banned from half the internet and fined for hate speech in "enlightened" European nations
>>3668633>how I met herI saw her in a dream on 4/4/12, she was a red haired catgirl who said her name was Kana. I dreamed of this girl several times over the next few years
>when/how did you realized that she’s the right one?Honestly, I don't know. Kana going from dream girl to waifu was a long process. What really helped was seeing other girls who looked like her and shared personality traits with her, it set me down the path where I came to terms that I loved Kana above all else
>made her to alluring to youHer looks when combined with that personality of hers!
>most valuable traitIt's her passionate loyalty that drives her (and me) forward
>>3668729>would you let your wife cut your hairSure! I'd want her to whisper into my ear and make it all ASMR but Kana would spend most of the time complaining how hard it is to cut my thick hair
>magazineNot really Kana's thing. She'd like Yuri Hime though
>>3668840Wow, thanks! I don't know what to say about this. Kana looks really cute! I feel a bit worried about knowing how she could get hurt someplace far away. I guess she gets hurt as it is though and her Koikatsu model allows for some awful things too
>>3668985It's a stupid meme for schizos and LARPers