Waifu making a bleh face at you.
>>3549757She has such a strange name first name(in a good way, a cute way) and I have a really ordinary last name. I'd much rather take her last name, I won't say why of course but it would fit rather well I think for a particular reason.
>>3549845Ah, cute. Even if I won't be able to see my wife's belly, her bright smiling face cozied up in a warm parka would make my heart explode.
>>3549901That's okay, you put in a lot of work for not only your wife but everyone else's and I'm thankful.
>>3549960I don't have a tablet and as crummy as my (mechanical) pencil and paper skills are, my mouse skills are even worse. But don't let that stop you.
>>3550020I'M GONNA DO IT
I'M GONNA HEADPAT MY WIFE
Now imagine sneaking up on your wife as she's doing the dishes, or some other menial chore. Suddenly hugging her from behind, and she immediately just melts and lets all her weight fall into you, forgetting all about whatever she was doing. As if trying to lift a massive weight, she slowly pulls her hands up to grasp onto your wrists and ever so slightly turns her head towards you, looking up into your eyes with a look of pure trust and adoration. After what feels like an eternity with the most wonderful girl in the world fully in your embrace, she gingerly mouths "I love you," quickly turns around to give you a kiss on the lips, then goes back to her chores; with only a lingering, loving glance from her to remind you of how happy she is to have you in her life.