I love Neptune!
>>3599677>Hide itShe'd find out eventually she is very nosy when people keep secrets from her, and she is amazing at sneaking missions.
>ReactShe'll use Neptune Break on me. She despises criminals.
>>3599696Giving her 100% of the shares, destroying all eggplants, and inventing an unlimited pudding machine.
>>3600109The fact that I'm intelligent, nihilistic and have a wicked sense of humor.
But it would probably be the fact I share a similar humor to hers of banter, and a love for funposting.
>>3600286I don't want to force Nep to do anything, and if I even tried she'd end it real quick.
>>3600931Yes.
>>3601374No.
>>3601503She loves to use Nep in any way possible. Neppit, Nepchan, Nepbull, Neptatstic, Nep you up, etc.
>>3601702>Giving up vidya for waifuWhy would I want to kill my wife????
