>>3341130Irritated
>>3341223>Is there something incredibly weird and normalfag-offputting that your waifu incites in you?Her drool bonding and way of pacing the relationship is something I like.
>Does she like magic tricks?Yeah, she even knows some neat tricks herself, except they all involve drool or scissors.
>Can you show her some magic tricks?>thumbtrick.gif>How do you completely absolutely fucking amaze her? Some weird skill you have or absolutely stunning quality of yours.I am a boring person
>Did she grow up on your or was it a one-hit kill?Didn't take long.
>Would you like waifu to act mean towards you or really submissive?I'm fine with the way she is.
>Waifu packs you lunch, what would it be?Something nice that she made, like some soup or rice or something.
>You pack waifu lunch, what would it be?Just typical bento. I'd throw in some grapes and juice too.
>Waifu is suffering an existential crisis, how do you straighten her up?I'd let her know how much she means to me.
>You are suffering a crisis,>How would waifu patch you up?She'd help me do something to relax get my mind off of it.
>How do you want waifu to patch you up?BOSOM HUG
But I'd appreciate any way.
>You suspect that waifu is possesed by some unholy abomination, how can you be absolutely sure that waifu is just being weirder than usual or that she is outright possesed?I know what she's like, I should be able to tell when things are fucky.
>Is there anything lewd but not outright sexual that you want to do with her?I want to wash her. I want to scrub and maintain every inch of her pristine ivory flesh. I want to lather her tangled mess of hair.
>>3341292My wife hardly gets any body heat as well. All the more reason to warm her up with the fires of my passion.
>>3341293Good lord will I ever deserve something like this