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Had a dream.
>walking down street.
>Ground gives out underneath me.
>Sinkhole, I'm dead.
>Wake up in a pile of pillows
>Not pillows, Dakis.
>MonMusu Dakis!
>Look around, its a underground shopping center.
>All devoted to Monster Musume.
>Anything and everything Monmusu Merch possible under the sun.
>Papi booty shorts in small to her actual size to Tio sized.
>Tio MON armor in her size to Papi sized.
>Every other combination of the girls clothes and accessories possible.
>Wonder why.
>Search the plethora of other merch.
>Eventually find the adults only area.
>Life sized anatomically accurate and poseable models.
>All the girls, Main, MON, Side, Farm, etc.
>Rachnera has smooth, shiny spider body
>Polt has dense and silky fur.
>Tio towers above.
>Kii has actual plants growing on her.
>Master pieces of craftsmanship all.
>Go to find prices, they are reasonable and have buy 'x' get 'x' free deals and discounts on the clothing when buying a model.
>Needles to say I want them ALL.
>Brain says 'glad you are happy, check your pockets.'
>No money
>Wake up.
Why's it gotta be like this?