I've never done this before but I'm kinda high and have a bowl of chilli-mac.
>>3423969>1. What's your Waifu's morning routineShe likely gets dressed, walks out to the living room and waits for breakfast, maybe while walking around the yard to greet the day. I think Nasu said that she is into gymnastic exercise. I think she would be up for jogging or running in the mornings.
>2. What is it after meeting you?Probably the same, only I am a night owl but love working out and making food. I work swing shifts so I need to kind of stay up late to retain focus on the job. I hope she'd understand that and play video games or something.
>3. You Waifu walks in on you RIGHT NOW, what does she say to you? (Hard mode: She doesn't ask what you are doing or looking at)She'd tell me that I'm eating something for pigs and that I should stop smoking weed and go to bed.
>>3423980>How does she take this cliched development?Very well, because she wouldn't need my help at all to get out of it.
>how will she pass the time as she waits?If for some reason she were to have to wait, I think she'd just meditate or calmly relax until help arrived, or try and break out at first and then wait to see if she could contact me or someone else.
>summon birds or other small animals by singing?I'd love to hear her sing but I don't think she'd ever do that. I don't think she'd try to sing to birds either.
>>3424017>Can waifu fight? How strong?Yes, she is extremely strong and is one of the greatest swordsman of all time.
>Does she have a unique fighting style?It isn't showy or flashy at all, it's all about simply overpowering her opponent with sheer strength and speed.
>What kind of weapons and abilities does she have and use?I think it's a claymore sword, I'm not sure. She also has just a metric fuckton of magical energy as well as the ability to see the best course of action in all situations.
>>3424515I think she'd be legit confused at first but then embarrassed and grossed out.