>>4039411you'd be better off wearing a wooden barrel then bikini armor really, it'd offer stronger protection, armored poof is actually more practical plus if it's a fantasy world you have the added benefit of strong metals that are super light or magic in some form that'd negate weight + add other benefits though if it's magic you could just make it a normal regal dress with so many enchantments that even the most powerful world ending weapon would be rendered ineffective.
imagine someone wearing something like that but being to weak to really do anything in it causing amusing stalemate