>>3260588>Is your waifu ticklish?Not that i know.
>>3260591>How would your waifu react to enemy fire?Fuck off to cover and then retaliate.
>>3260599>Do you think your waifu owns stuffed animals by her bedside, or would if she could as circumstances may be?She keeps ayylmao memorabilia only
>>3260647>Your waifu has sent you a text message regarding a rather unusual occurrence within the suburban community. Who do you phone?The one and only Moonman.
>>3260719>does anyone else wish to have their waifu nuzzle her face against yours while giggling, or making innocent, cute sounds?I am so detached that i find it easier to imagine myself dying than having any kind of intimate affection.But i would more than probaly melt if such a thing were to happen.
>>3260773No offense, but what do you see in a literally eldritch abomination?
>>3260818>How long have you been together with your waifu?>Did things change within that time?Fuck, i dont know but more than 4 years surely.
I would say that i have grown more respectful of My waifufagotry.
>>3260874>What's her sense of humor like?She is autistic , she only laughs in.literally autistic situations.
>>3261014>Has your wife motivated you to pursue a new skill or activity?I used to attempt to learn her dream theme on piano but i havent touched it lately.
>>3261087>is there any of your articles of clothing that you would like to see her wearing? Would she indulge you?My winter bundeswehr parka , i love to see her in heavy clothing.
>>3261296Sounds comfy as fuck
QUESTION
Would you steal a kiss from your waifu?