>>3482462If the weather is pleasant then we're going to go to the beach and I'm going to teach her how to surf. I bet she would be able to pick it up very quickly, and she could (hopefully) use her powers to keep the sharks away. And then for the rest of the day, continue trying to teach her English
>>3482584>radioI don't know many love songs. So I'd ask them to play 'Songs Of The Humpback Whale' it it's entirety. She'd probably appreciate that. But then they would hangup on me for wasting their time.
>>3482526>I think I answered this in my reply to you last threadYou did. But there's certainty no harm in repeating the story of your affection.
>>3482587Probably hiss and bare her fangs, and try to scare the little bastard away.
What is something that your waifu could teach you?
