>>3360653She doesnt.
>>3360645Both of us , i would love to fidget with her messy hair as she tries to focus in the shekels.
>>3360979Yes , they are a lovely and scary green.
Like a jade blade.
>>3360996clean your dick.
>>3361024Whenever i feel horny and i think of waifu my dirty desires of the flesh die.
>>3361104She appears in several cryptid dreams filled with lovecraft-parody-tier mistery and bullshit.
they always hurt because i wake up with the grim reminder that she isnt real.
>>3361117I sometimes hug my dog and pretend it is her as i ruffle their hair but way way dirtier and smelling like a corpse.
>>3361209Godspeed my fellow urabefag.
>>3361341I would love to.
Clinging innocently to each other trying to get some water from the tiny waterfall.
Rubbing our soaped bodies Inside the tiny shower.
scraping the dirt off her ivory skin , ruffling her charcoal hair with shampoo.
I wouldnt even try anything lewd due to the purity of the act.
Mutual hygiene is so romantic.
>>3361367Call me a tumblerfag but once the /a/nons explained how creepy it is for the moonslut to be tongue-fucked when gems dont know shit about bad-touch made me feel slightly bad.
That is why i respect the yurifag way of approaching her naive waifu slowly with respect and care.
The plant one from the anthology was oddly romantic , though those japs sure love their "raise your own waifu" scenarios.
>>3361442I never knew how much i wanted a maiden to plaster me with her drool until i met her.
I also realized how much i need a maiden to pamper and worship her body specially her feet.
>>3361455>>3361453You may have shittaste in "music" but in 2d broads you are a patrician.
I have had a quite recent thought dominate my mind as we are a quite diverse community with a uniform taste in japanese-made maidens.
How would a localized waifu turn out?
Localized name ,
Race ,
Skin tone ,
Religion ,
etc.
Imaginong my dear Urabe in this shithole is hilarious
