I know I haven't posted for longer than usual, just haven't been in a talkative mood lately. But I'm ready now to spread the gospel of Rooty again.
>>3572132I'd be scared of her finding 4chan. Not scared for her, but because she would be a compulsive shitposter. She might try /biz/ for like a second and get agitated with how stupid it is, then find the designated shitpost boards like /v/ and /tv/. From there, god knows what would happen.
We'd go online shopping and she'd help me find something really nice and cute to buy for her. Of course a shoulder massage would be in order as well.
Put on some jackets and go play out in the rain. Then once we're good and soaked, the warmth of our home will feel even warmer, especially combined with the cuddling in bed.
I wouldn't know, maybe she'd love The Grapes of Wrath because of its relatable themes.
>>3572487Her waiting at the door as I come home from work to throw off my uniform and kiss me passionately.
>>3572785Like apple shampoo and coins.
>>3573112Oh god my waifu's soft tummy. It will be the last thing I ever imagine before the end of my life.
>>3573140Dr. Pepper! Cactus Cooler! I'd offer her some of my Moxie but she'd spit it out all over me in disgust!
>>3573142Ironically she's not all that stealthy. Thankfully she can fight her way through any problems and has a limitless supply of smoke bombs for some reason.
>>3573144A cheagle sweater!
>>3573146By Escaping from any encounters and generally being the fearless cutie I know she is.
>>3573147I've found the source for every image in my collection but two. One of them is uploaded to a drawfriend booru but the other was screencapped from a Youtube video and that is substantially harder to backsearch.
>>3573253Get pissed off and raise hell at them. Nobody talks smack about my wife's cute, small butt.
>>3573391A cute housewife.
A soulless aristocrat.
>>3573665That mob better be good at climbing if they want to reach her.
