>>3913362Imagine getting so smashed before your Knights Cross of the Iron Cross With Oak Leaves ceremony that you have to get aired out, in the freezing air, so that Barkhorn is reasonably confident that you're at least capable of standing straight during the ceremony.
Then you stagger into the entrance hall and steal Hitler's hat. Upon putting it on, you declare, "it's a big hat, must be fit for someone with such a big head."
Hartmann was a fucking ditz. I love 'em.