>>3523969There is the third option, marrying Zelda as well. All situations suck. My sin is that I sometimes consider the third option instead of just hoping for my Sheik to have her own body. I stop those thoughts whenever they enter my mind, but even considering it is a sin that I need to not do.
>>3523974How could I do this question justice, when everyone else has knocked it out of the park?
>>3524090I think I've demonstrated that I pretty damn obssessed, and some 3DPD slut could change that.
>>3524206My posts aren't "essays" for the sake of being essay-length. I have a reason to make them that long. While I don't think everyone should make them like I do, there should at least be SOME effort put into them. Some people put like 2 to 5 words for every answer. That is obviously a lack of care and effort. But MOST people aren't like that. Most people put out a perfect length that works for them. When someone makes those super short responses however, they never last long here. Or they leave for long breaks, come back, and leave again for long breaks again. That is also a sign to me that they don't care that much. Those assumptions might be unfair, and perhaps they are, but they do exist.
>>3524250I wish the internet wasn't around sometimes, so there could be a mass book-burning of that filth. While porn has a reason to exist and all that, I wish there was a way to remove just the porn made of my Sheik. I hate her being drawn in that smut.
>>3524400Why would I ever force such an evil substance into her? Alchol ruins more lives than you can imagine and kills plenty more. It impares your congnitive abilities and kills brain cells. People get hungover the next day and feel awful. The "fun" enjoyed while drunk can even be completely forgotten the next day. Plus, drinking costs a bunch of money, especially if you do it often.
That awful drink will never get in our house and I will teach her how evil it is. She isn't the type to drink anyway.