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My blueberry wife's birthday is coming up.
>tfw you get her a scrying stone, shrunken head and a bunch of other chuuni shit she pretends to know how to use
>tfw you're in the other room finishing up the cake you made her
>'hey lala, how old are you this year?'
> her head tumbles over
>her body does a Jojo pose behind it
>'Ive existed before time could be measured. Darkness begat me into undead existence. MY AGE IS CHAOS!'
>you use the piping bag to write 13
>Lala's face is beet red as you headpat her to ahegao
Murry Christmas, fellow Monsterfags.
May sugarplum MonMusus dance through your heads
