My wife is so fucking cute I can't take it anymore. I want to pinch her cheeks until she yells at me. I want to rub my nose against hers and pat her on the tummy after she's eaten. I want us to give each other rabbit ears for our wedding photo. I want to princess carry her into a hotel and book a room with one bed and carry her all the way up the stairs and into the rest of our lives without putting her down. I want to respond to all her whining and complaining while I'm carrying her with nothing but "I love you." I love her so much.
>>3560357She doesn't care even a little. She once claimed that girls have a second stomach for dessert.
>>3560619When most kids go trick-or-treating they negotiate with their friends afterwards based on each other's tastes so everyone gets only the candy they like. So if I hate Mounds I'll hand them off to my friend who likes them in exchange for gummy candies that he hates and I like. Or at least that's what my friends and I did.
>>3560742Coming home to her after a long day of anything, my perfect angel.
>>3560745I don't know if my wife's birthday should be the day her game came out, that would make it the same birthday as all the other characters in her game, and thus, less special.
>>3560768Waifu pretending our relationship is no big deal! Claiming she's in no rush to get married or anything but she stares wistfully at wedding dresses on the street!
>>3560778Well why spend money on something she could do herself? She's always had cute short hair even as a small child so she's probably got a lot of experience. And it's one of my absolute favorite things about her so she must be very good at it.
