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>Try weightlifting
Pull my biceps.
>Try calisthenics
Shoulder impingement.
>Try jogging
Shin splints.
>Bulk
Look like a japanese orc.
>Cut
Look like a +2 str Draugr.
>Try keto
Hair starts to thin.
>Try IF
Acne flares.
>Try prolonged fasting
Pass out in public.
>Try to meditate
Start to have violent nightmares.
>Try Nofap
Dick dies for a week
>Go with a psych
He calls the cops on me.
>Try MMA
Lose a tooth and get cauliflower ear on left side.
>Try BJJ
Puke from rolling around too much.
>Try boxing
Lose my debut fight so horribly that I stop going.
>Try piano
Arthritis.
>Try to draw
Carpal pain.
I want to become a better person for waifu...
