I am besotted with Rem.
Forgive me if I am a bit late to the start of the thread.
>>3768016>How large is your wife's appetite?Not too big to be of note.
>>3768019>Does your wife have some kind of hobby she's dedicated to?Being a good sister.
>>3768238>What would your waifu do for a klondike bar?Nothing, she would scold me for even trying to eat one. Too unhealthy.
>>3768013>An insect is annoying your wife, to what lengths does she go to dispose of the pest?It is unlikely that said insect will survive more then a few seconds. Rem is fast.
>>3769367>Your waifu has suddenly found herself in possession of a million (1,000,000) dollars! How do you think she obtained that money and more importantly what does she do with it?Rosswall Sama probably gave it to her. Since she has not had money of her own ever it would probably be lousy financing. When she gets the hang of it she would probably buy us a house in the countryside.
>>3769873>Buying your favorite bottle of wine and having a nice pasta dinner with waifu!Neither of us drinks. Instead, we will have tea. It will be very comfy.
>>3770276>How good would your wife be at gymnastics? Could she do standing splits?Rem has performed axe kicks before. i am sure she will be fine. Furthermore, I have a thing for leotards.
>>3770675>Do you ever wish life allowed you to do more for her?I am doing stuff for her. I can do better.
>>3770675>Do you think Waifu would share any of your hobbies? Would she make an effort to get into them and vice versa?The opposite instead. I like cooking, cleaning, and housework. Her being a master at it would surely land me a spot as her disciple.
>>3771429>Spanking waifu's butt out of nowhere!At home, surely. Outside I would just kiss her.
>>3773843>Does your wife tire/exhaust easily?She has more stamina then me by a lot. I doubt I can even pick up her morning start let alone swing it.
Is your waifu a master at any art or craft?