>>3576312REAL HUMANS ARE EVIL. THEY WILL BETRAY YOU. THEY WILL SLAM DUNK YOUR TRUST INTO THE HOOP WITHOUT CARE. FOR THEIR OWN BENEFIT. SHE IS THE BEST THING TO COME INTO MY LIFE SINCE ALCOHOL. DESPITE THE FACT THAT IF SHE IS FICTIONAL, I PLAY ALL MY CARDS INTO THE FACT, THAT IF SHE WERE REAL, SHE WOULD NEVER, EVER, EVER DO ME AS CRUEL AS THESE VILE HUMANS.