>>2826761lol, no. God no. I'm just old and lazy. Too old to be edgy, too uncool to care about it.
Leave being hipsters to Portlanders.
(Aaaaan . . . I swear too much, so it probably adds to that image of, "Yeah, look how edgy I am!" It's tough to break 30+ years of terrible language habits.)
Alas, don't worry. I'm not just trying to look like a jackass on purpose. I just get irritated with people flipping their shit everyone I type out a heart, or make a winky face. It isn't like it's hurting anyone.