>>3358376I'd love to come to the shore every day to meet her and watch her cruise across the sparkling sea that she's always loved.
>>3358384A scissor knife. It exists.
>>3358545The refreshing scent of the ocean.
>>3358661I like it
>>3358756Cute!
>>3358894Messy-haired qts are a gift.
>>3358877Something Husbando X
>>3358780Anything with aliens or cheesy romance. She might like horror or mecha too.
>>3359132>magic mirror, how disgusted?Very
>how do you approach?I'd have to find a good time to talk to her, since she'd just ignore me otherwise.
>meet?Wherever I happen to be.
>react?Upon seeing her in person, I'd be flooded with all kinds of thoughts and emotions, but after that shock, I hope I'd be able to get to her quick.
>first date?I'd take her to a comfy restaurant or cafe to get to know each other. Awkwardness ensues.
>second date?A trip to the beach during the summer. I'd meet her at the train station and ride with her to the beach. After we get there and get changed, we'd get something to eat and then head out swimming together.
>cheesy gift?Some chocolates in a heart-shaped box.
defend waifu?
I will do very bad things, you can bet on that
>maid waifu?It'd be a pain in the ass, but I believe in her.
>accidentally offed someone>how does she take it?She freaks out after realizing what she's done.
>course of action?Hide the body and escape as quickly as possible.
>how do you help?I dispose of the body properly and comfort her until she's calmed down.
What is your favorite bodily fluid of waifu's?