>>3389374Well, we've established that flocks of them are roaming around, so it's just a matter of rounding up enough and earning their trust.
A single venue would be insufficient for our purposes. Reaching the extent of our audience would likely necessitate a multi-front endeavor: a network of traveling attractions across the globe, stopping regularly at designated population centers. It would begin rather modestly, but I guarantee that we would accrue enough funds after our first few stops to upgrade to a full-fledged caravan complete with mobile lodgings, gymnasiums and recreational facilities to ensure proper care and comfort is afforded to all involved. It would be like a modern Mongol Empire, but with waifus.