>>3610388Never heard of him, what's he about?
>>3610389Kaguya's source material's source material is so rooted in classical folklore it practically writes itself - a mysterious princess known for her beauty is sought after by many suitors, and therefore challenges each to a swordfight for her hand in marriage (with the full knowledge that she can't stay dead and would just end up killing everyone). Maybe an ending similar to Puccini's Turandot (not actually Chinese, I know) and there you go.
>four major weaponsThe jian. Seems like a very dignified and elegant way to murder someone.
>namePéngláishān Huīyè. Long Chinese names always sound unwieldly and strange, but I like it.
>>3610503Maybe there's warm water nearby, or maybe it's just that thing where you want to walk outside in the freezing cold for no reason. I don't know, but I'd strip down to my underwear and join her.
>>3610879I wish I could say from experience, but I can't.
>>3610891Either not at all or really, really badly.
>>3610993I tried my best.
I like these things, but I can never get the clothing right.
>>3611233>Would your waifu like to dance?I think so.
>What dance styles would she like?Slow and graceful ones, I guess? I don't know much about dancing.
>Would you keep up with her?I'd love to learn, even if whatever she knows is definetely not of this time and probably not of this earth.
>>3611294Isn't the point of pet names to be unbearable and awful? How could I ever dislike that?
>>3611382Adding on to what everyone else said:
>don't despair, somewhere out there, your waifu is realThat's not how that works. I love her beyond just her character and appearance; I love her for the parts of her can't be real, and on some level, I love that she isn't real.
>>3611446I can extrapolate most of that from how she thinks, how she acts, and what she says. If anything, I really just wish I could hear her voice.
>3611556Ones with happy endings, I think. She deserves one herself.
