>>3431052Since your unironically retarded and willing to die on this hill, let me spoon-feed you. Entering "sage" in the options field when posting makes it so your text post does not bump the thread, adding an image will bump the thread no matter what. Feel free to test this out on /c/ and see that there is in fact a way to textpost without bumping - please lurk more /a/ newfriend.
Also don't fucking text bump on a board dedicated to images as that's fucking retarded, even a low quality google image is worth more.