>>3500930It's like it was saying, "You want Sheik, right? Well, too bad because this is all you get." I have yet to be able to speak with her, ever. But I guess it could be that my brain really doesn't have a voice associated with her outside of grunts and moans. She has literally never spoken one voice acted line.
>>3501216Admire her beauty and give her the Drink Me potion to shrink her. That's about it.
>>3501354>How far would you go to defend your waifuI honestly don't think I would need to. She is pretty capable on her own. She is stronger, faster, stealthier, and more agile than me. She owns a giant assortment of weapons and is skilled with them. She even has magic and a triforce at her disposal. I don't think there would be much I could do. But I would do anything in my power to defend her. Even if it costs me my life. No matter whose life must be taken. I would protect her.
>>3501389>Has your waifu ever made anyone else feel jealous?Not to my knowledge. She doesn't have the best of lives and experiences. She doesn't even have her own body!
>>3501689>If it's in regards to clothing and the way women should dress then I'm sure you could reach an agreementI don't think I would have any problems there. She already covers up enough to make me happy and of her own free will.
>if some of the things you believe in are less than altruisticThat is what I was referring to. I don't necessarily have the most peaceful outlooks on life and I would advocate for certain things that nobody on here would find to be justifiable.
>especially considering Sheik is such a charitable personYeah... My Sheik is one of the nicest and caring girls out there. She is such a great girl and person. There is no way what I believe in would be agreeable to her.
>You might have to consider what's truly importantThat's got to be the most difficult decision I could ever make. I've held these beliefs for a really long time and it is what I truly believe in.
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