>>4141377Not to brag, but I can assure you that it is one of the 3 things you got right. And that sounds lovely, I wouldn't mind helping release your stress either, in a purely platonic manner of course!
It sounds that, like me, you are having an existential crisis. Mine has been going for half a year and it comes and goes. It sounds like you are having issues other than just the total fucking lack of human contact that I have though. If you want to talk about it I'll listen but I probably can't help. All I can say is you should strive towards my top-tier lifestyle of sleeping in, exercising and browsing 4chan during the work day and getting paid for it. Or not really, but this IS probably the ideal hikikomori lifestyle.
>Aww that's cure, did you need to hide your embarrassment in your unmentionables ;)This is awful but I did feel a twitch down there