>>3924126i should have volunteered something else. blogposting imminent
When I was in middle school, my family decided I would become a doctor. With some /b/-fueled autism, I decided I would learn anatomy by murdering and dissecting squirrels. The first squirrel I stabbed to death very inelegantly, the second squirrel I accidentally set on fire, the third squirrel I drugged and asphyxiated...
The amount of effort I had to put into tracking squirrel habits and making traps for the bastards to die in make me think this qualifies as hunting.
Homura won't think poorly of me for this, I hope...