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>pay for expensive three day shipping to make sure husbando goods arrive before Xmas
>delays before it leaves country
>stops moving on the 21st
>yesterday it arrived at a sorting depot but tracking didn't update
>it can't possibly be delivered on a Sunday
>on Christmas fucking Eve
>google everything to make certain every service says no
>wake up today to a box under birthday card
I think my parents unknowingly gifted me my husbando.