>>1997552Good lord! Have you never heard of a "Mr. Coffee"?
Apparently not. Critical thinking was banned in the Bush Jr. regime.
And to make it perfectly clear:
1. Buy Mr. Coffee.
2. Buy Folgers ground coffee (in the tin).
3. Buy Coffee Filters (paper).
4. Plug Mr. Coffee into a wall socket.
5. Fill Mr. Coffee to the 12 cup mark with cool, clear water.
6. Put a filter into Mr. Coffee's filter basket.
7. Put 2 scoops (4 tablespoons) of Folgers ground coffee into the filter (in the filter basket).
8. Close Mr. Coffee's filter basket.
9. Turn on Mr. Coffee.
10. Wait for the coffee to finish perking.
11. Drink the fricking swill.
12. Profit!
13. Throw Mr. Coffee out and buy a new one.
14. Repeat steps 1 - 12.
Enjoy!
