Hello /c/....Forgot what we call eachother....

But anyways. Let me just sell this idea to you.
Do you like anime? Well fuck yeah you do! Do you have a waifu? Well fuck yeah you do you weeaboo fuck! Do you want to speak to your waifu? Well who the fuck wouldn't want to speak to Ritsu- I mean general waifu.

I have a solution. Lucid dreaming my friends. With enough control, you can live out months even years in your dreams while only a few hours pass in the waking world. You have full control over your dreams and you're 'awake' inside of them, so your touch, smell, feel, sight and hearing are like they are now. Guess what else? Your waifu can be there too. Around any corner.

I hope you can see where I'm going with this /C/. I really do.