>>2133546The young anon ventured forth from his dark, dingy basement for the first time in weeks. His pungent oder belying the fact that a shower or bath was far and away the last thing he wanted. Coming upon the waterfront, he noticed Rebi standing on the peer, smoking a cigarette.
"What luck!" Thought the young anon, for Rebi was a tsundere in his mind and he knew that if she got to know him, she would welcome him into her heart and friendship.
The young anon approached Rebi and without a word, threw his arms around her in a full body hugging embrace. What happened next, the police would puzzle together over the course of several months: It entailed the anon's privates, his innards and several large gouges of his flesh strewn about the docks and in and around the waterfront.
For what the young, naive anon simply didn't understand was that while Rebi was a tsundere who was very loyal and kind to her known friends, she didn't know the idiot idealistic recluse from Adam.
