Translated by another kind anon
R: While I'm away, you think this is funny?
S: This is a misunderstanding. If Ryuuko feels insecure about it, then this I am at fault.
R: What??
S: Let's make a promise, next time Ryuuko isn't wearing me, she won't hang me up!
R: You dumbass, next time I'll get get some old rags!
(次やりやがったら
雑巾にして出荷すんぞ!Something about shipping old rags next time. ?)
S: Wait, Ryuuko, is it that your chasity is...
R: What?! You bastard, you better reconsider what you're saying!
S: Woah, yeah, that was a rude though.
R: ...and?
S: I was sorry
R: You bastard, you better plan on giving me an actual apology or I'll let you dry out completely and use you as a dust cloth!
S: Hey, don't joke about that!
