I like sucking dick. I mean, how can you not? The frothy spit covered shaft, to the bulbous feces soaked head just drives me nuts, literally. Dimitri Kuschakev, my first love, ravaged my anus with a ceiling fan while finger fucking my microwave. Ah, how I miss the holocaust. I also enjoy licking the democracy right out of a Ugandan child's sphincter. It allows me to remember taking my Muslim sister's pubes while she slept. I used to take cigarettes and insert them into my ass and smoke them after a long hard fist fucking. Aw, the good ole days.