>>2422142Alien Yuki will never achieve waifu status for me for the reasons I stated above. She's a character I love, but not a character I can be in love with. I, too, would treat her they way Kyon does, being sure to protect her in whatever feeble way I can.
Also, to discuss something I've thought about before, I understand why Mikuru is so afraid of Yuki. Imagine being thrust into the Haruhiverse. Your knowledge of Haruhi - who she is and what she's capable of - classifies you as an immense danger. All that needs to happen is the data overmind to say "enough", and you'll get taken the fuck out, probably by Yuki. Mikuru, being incredibly clumsy, is probably deathly terrified of this situation every single day.
Look into this face. This is the face of terror.