So recently i got one of my friends into watching the Monogatari series. Last night he gave me his impression of what hes seen so far (think hes a bit into second season). I felt like sharing it for your amusement. Feel free to call him out for shit taste or skipping over your waifu in his rant.

>Jesus Christ all this fucking anime tries to do is incorporate new fucking characters that nobody gives a fuck about
I ask who hes talking about
>Just the fucking little bitch doll is back and i still dont give a fuck
>oh shit, we have a really cool character? I have an idea.
>Lets fucking get rid of him and replace him with fucking 17 shitty characters that fucking dont matter at all
>This anime seriously has a handful of things going for it but its just like fuck that lets do this instead
>80% of this show feels like fucking filler
>Find me 1 fucking person who likes kanbaru
>Her character is: hey im fucking horny lol
>Thats it
>let me wrap up the series for me so far
>Alright so we start off with a little bitch boi vampire human guy
>We find out that bitch boi doesnt have friends except for this one girl whos actually just a fucking mess but big tits though amirite
>Fuck her though hes going to follow some chick he just saw
>Turns out she has a fetish for office supplies and tries to threaten him with a stapler
>Oh also shes like 13 pounds or some shit so how can she have any force behind her
>Lol i know i has super vampire healing power but im just gonna let her alpha me anyway
>She leaves and bitch boi is relieved that a person incapable of hurting him didnt hurt him
>Follows her and sees her trip on a banana peel and fall off the stairs or some shit
>Ah fuck shes his not thicc waifu now
>she tells bitch boi about her crabs
>bring her to best character in the show whos got that ointment
>Cries