>>3588059Marry a curly brunette, have a daughter with her, name the daughter Kumiko, configure her upbringing in a way that makes her develop a Kumiko-like personality, encourage her to learn the Euphonium, make her join the school-band. Then tell her at age 18 that all the choices made for her were based on a Japanese Cartoon and the advice of an anon on a Siberian fur-hunting forum. Post reaction.
