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> be me
> Foreigner living in Japan
> Taking a shit in Shibuya
> As I'm finishing 3 Japanese guys come in laughing and talking
> Suddenly one of them pounds on the stall door and tries yanking the handle open to startle the person inside
> That person is me
> I'm 6'4 210 lbs with bright red hair
> Burst out of the stall
> Shout in Japanese " who the fuck was that?"
> Their rice balls shrivel up as they stand stunned
> Walk up to one a foot shorter than me
> "Was it you?"
> See the fear of a gaijiin in his eyes
> " Don't ever do that again"
> Leave
Never mess with a man at his most primal
> Foreigner living in Japan
> Taking a shit in Shibuya
> As I'm finishing 3 Japanese guys come in laughing and talking
> Suddenly one of them pounds on the stall door and tries yanking the handle open to startle the person inside
> That person is me
> I'm 6'4 210 lbs with bright red hair
> Burst out of the stall
> Shout in Japanese " who the fuck was that?"
> Their rice balls shrivel up as they stand stunned
> Walk up to one a foot shorter than me
> "Was it you?"
> See the fear of a gaijiin in his eyes
> " Don't ever do that again"
> Leave
Never mess with a man at his most primal
