>>758110The cats won't be alright
>Cripplefucker will go after them cause they all have a handicap. They're also exotic and weird. He's also autistically good at coming out of confrontations with highly armed cripples.>Cripplearmy carries guns with them at all times, especially Sid.>Blenny is a demon straight from hell.>Weedo would get them high on something that's a mixture of catnip and weed>Maizeby would turn them into a new brand of catfood involving corn.>Bobland is a talking bear >Chaz goes after older women sometimes when they're not even MILFs>Naggerman is super effective against anything considered eldritch abominations>T.T can erase them from existence>Cassandra is a timetravel FED who knows kung fu and most likely carries guns>Asimov1&2&Ada are powerful robots>Officer Gency is used to sneaky homeless people that parkour all over the place and can dodge bullets.>Gretel along with knowing Kill Bill levels of kung fu also knows her poisons well>Max knows everything about cats and cat accessories, so he knows all their quirks and weaknesses.>We have a giant BLACK mime that may or may not be extremely dangerous, like petting a gentle tarantula.>Lydia & co ... I got nothing, they're pretty weak. >Agatha will draw porn of them till they run out of town out of shame.>Max not only gains superhuman strength and plot armor against minorities and answers to rule of funny, but he ... err.. how do I put this ... he's kind of a perfectionist, kind of a tough father, kind of he's as benevolent and gentle on the exterior as he is malevolent and rough on the inside... he err no he's not gay, not literally.> he kills his children if they're not born exactly how he wants them. So I wouldn't keep those catgirls around him if they start calling him papa or daddy unless you want his natural instincts kicking in. He'll grab the shotgun and tell them "Think happy thoughts, it'll be over soon" Maybe they can kick Hansel's ass cause he's a rat.
