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Last night, five North Park Elementary students bravely caught the notorious criminal Hansel after beating him over the head with several nearby glass bottles while he was sleeping in one of his many dumpster hideouts.
The majority of students at North Park Elementary, tired of the criminal machinations of this notorious vagabond have called for him to be put on trial in a schoolyard court of law. His charges include frequent theft, lack of hygiene, squatting, assault, and being a spaz. His trial is to be held in the girl's club, being the closest thing to a legal hierarchy in the school outside of simply who can beat up who. The girl's club, having recently had their minifridge raided during a suspicious rat infestation were particularly welcoming of the trial.
Which student is going to be acting as prosecutor, and which is going to step up as Hansel's defence? And which selection of students will be on the jury of his trial?
