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>it's a regular weekday in North Park as four girls stand at a bus stop
>They're all silent, must be a slow day today
>Lydia decides to break the silence
>Lydia: "You guys ever pee in the shower?"
>This catches everyone's attention
>Addison: "What the hell?! Who starts a conversation like that?"
>Penny: "Yeah. In fact, I do it pretty regularly, including this morning."
>Savannah: "My brother pees in the shower, but in a doesn't give a fuck kind of way. He's cool like that."
>Addison is dismayed at how casual her friends are with such gross habits
>Addison: "I expected that much from you Penny, but Savannah, your brother is gross as fuck."
>Penny: "Are you having an episode ? It's perfectly natural to go when it'll end up in the drain anyways."
>Addison: "Natural?! How is literally pissing on yourself natural? You take baths to clean yourself, not bathe in your own filth!"
>Savannah: "I mean, you're already in the shower, so the water will wash it away. It's fine cause you don't waste water."
>Addison: "Yeah, cause YOU of all people care about wasting water, right Savannah?"
>Lydia: "What happens if you want to pee, but are already in the tub? You gonna turn off the faucet and waddle to the toilet, getting it all wet? Yeah, no thanks."
>Addison: "Lydia, your toilet is right next to your shower! How are you that lazy that you can't take a 1 minute break to relieve yourself then go back to bathing?"
>Penny: "Look, studies show that-"
Addison: "Shut the fuck up Penny, I refuse to believe any of you actually pulled up studies about pissing yourselves!"
>Savannah: "Hey, what's your deal bitch?! I don't even pee in the shower like my bro!"
>Lydia: "Could've fooled me."
>Penny: "Addison, just admit you have no counter argument besides it's gross and you're a neat freak."
>Addison: "NO! It's fucking wasteful as you're just dirtying yourself again! Plus all that pee will clog and rust up the drain! You guys are filthy goblins!"