>>746407We are gathered here today to say goodbye to a man who died of overdose because of he fail to conquer his love. His name was... well, I don't remember his name, but I'm sure he was a nice guy. Maybe. He came to our church once or twice, I think. He always sat in the back and never said anything. He was very quiet. Maybe too quiet.
Anyway, he died of overdose because of he fail to conquer his love. The point is, drugs are bad. Love is good. But not too good. Don't let love consume you and make you do crazy things. Like dying of overdose. Or marrying Helen Schwartzbaum.
So let us pray for this poor soul, who died of overdose because of he fail to conquer his love. May he find peace and happiness in the next life. And may he finally learn how to pronounce his own name. Amen.
