>>690497Here's my take:
1. Trisha (lose the men clothes and get a personality beyond indifferent tomboy and she's A-material)
2. Mineral (who wouldn't want to date the long-legged weirdo magician that dresses like a slut)
3. Cassandra (A redhead without freckles, what is this sorcery?!)
I mean really you can consider all 3 in the same top 1.
4. Mandy (lively personality and red hair even though she's a spic)
5. Dorothy
6. Cindy ( I nearly put Cindy above Dorothy because there's a limit to how much a man wants to protect a girl with problems, plus the freckles. Cindy could still easily beat Dorothy, they're next to each other's rank)
7. Sabrina Opal (be taller, lose weight, learn to dress, pigtails are disgusting)
8. Posie (sorry Posie, but your pokeys are no match for Opal's melons, also Opal doesn't have freckles... I think)
9. Nancy (I always wanted to fuck the journalist right in her office)
10. Rosalind
11. Ester
12. Mute (at least she looks less unhinged than TT)
13. Lydia (if only she wasn't severely antisocial. She's a hatefuck )
14. T.T. (your voice better make up for your lack of looks and personality. Shut up about your fucking paranoid conspiracies for 1 second)
15. Dew (kek)
16. Savannah (cute and blonde, but she's a little aggressive runt)
17. Addison (curly hair sucks)
18. Delly (who wants to date a cripple and a ginger?)
19. Agatha (bugmen are not people, bucktooth-looking fag)
20. Ashley (ugly like Drew, also Total Rickall)
21. Drew (I'm sorry Drew, but you're Melville tier looks wise and conversation wise)
22. Lisa (A hacker girl sounds hot in theory, till you actually meet her. She needs a heavy makeover)
23. Penny (twice the size; twice the freckles, also antisocial and dumb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eQzdY5xmykLet me tell you; it wasn't easy. Parody comedy characters are not people you'd dream about being with for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE like Bruce Wayne and Kim Possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA52AgW5dcA 
