>North Park: For KidsThis one is about what happens the week the parents were away, Gency is swamped with all these letters, and he's tasked with overseeing the whole town, for the first day, it's fine, all the kids are in his office doing nothing, they're bored.
To clarify, none of the parents talked to each other who will babysit their kids, they just figured Officer Gency is trustful and never thought to ask "Hey, who did you ask to watch your kid?" causing this ridiculous mishap, some of the kids see Hansel being poor outside and playing with snowmen and overall enjoying this empty town, it seems like a kid's paradise, he's getting free dumpster ice cream, the next day, the kids sleep under their beds so when Gency shows up he doesn't know where they're at, near immediately the kids break up into different factions and each section of the town is cut off, it becomes Lord of the Flies, but with kids.
Gency fucking flips out, and starts calling every town within 70 miles wondering where the kids have gone.
The factions are Oddbods(cripples and weirdos), Ginger Dawn (redheads), Canada Dry (Canadians and other foreigners), and Trail Mix (Kids who don't fit in the other factions), and Melville Deluxe Enterprises (Melville).
They fight with each other, trying to gain control of more of the town, or trying to make treaties making the ice cream parlor neutral ground and the like, their battles are sillier(two kids playing Battleship on a See-Saw, but each side of the See-Saw is above a large ditch, and loser will be forced to live in the hole)
Each faction leader gets a letter, and eventually all the factions meet at Neutral Ground, the school one night, and the peacemaker is revealed to be Max, he does the Cyrus Speech from the Warriors,(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH1vUJxn8gU) the kids cheer and overtake the police station, tying Gency to a flag pole, and just when things are about to get interesting a bus pulls up with their parents, from their trip.
