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> be me on an epic journey down the MUP
> miles from my comfy gamer apartment and puppos
> suddenly, my glasses fall off
> uhoh.jpeg
> slam bike into nearest curb
> my top tube is dented
> call my polycule for assistance
> no answer from my girlfriend or any of her boyfriends
> 1% battery.. oh fuck
> have to walk 3 miles home in 80 degree weather and I'm running low on my small batch root beer that U filled my bottle with
> suddenly, Idea
> I spot a local man with a garage full of tools
> I go up to him
> "hello sir, I am requesting your assistance, as you can see, my Surly Pugsley touring build has been damaged in an epic crash and I am miles from my polycule. May you please use your local hillbilly backwards hick tool skills to repair my frame with those fire tools that melts metal together?"
> he looks confused and a bit angry
> "umm uh, as you can see this grand is made from surly ultra steel, and is repairable... steel is real, that's why I bought it, for situations like this"
> the man examines the dent, then looks at me
> It's this guy into me? I wonder. I am bisexual btw
anyways, long story short, the man told me to get off his property and I abandoned the bike halfway home because it was too heavy. Now I'm riding full carbon Canyon aeroad and I've never been happier. It makes you wonder... is steel reaaly real after all? I don't think so.
