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Is this a joke? Heterrhoids get the fuck out of my sport/hobby/means of transportation. Bikes are, have been, and always will be for faggots. If I were dictator the only straights allowed on a bike would be gynephilic mtfs and androphilic ftms, and there WOULD be genital inspections to protect the sanctity of the sport. Anyone claiming to be a homosexual to acquire a bike loicense would be required to have intercourse to orgasm with a fellow cyclist of the same sex.
